Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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