Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I have fence marks all over my body
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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