I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
only if we run a train.
done.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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