Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Randomize
