Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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