rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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