I think im going to throw up on grandma
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
