I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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