The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
