We won't sleep together?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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