Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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