I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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