office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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