come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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