I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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