Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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