Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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