Nicole vs. Life
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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