It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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