what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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