it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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