Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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