Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
It's shark week go big or go home
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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