Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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