i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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