I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
