the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Houston, we have a squirter
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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