i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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