he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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