As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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