Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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