Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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