Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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