He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm both gender and math confused
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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