it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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