Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
that is very illegal...i love you.
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