Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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