dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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