We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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