so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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