There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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