Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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