my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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