Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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