im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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