ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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