marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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