your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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