She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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