My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize
