No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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