i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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