I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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